Tony's Phone Message

[arrogantalloy]

 

"Looks like you've missed me. Don't feel bad, I'm kind of a busy guy. If you need to leave me a message. Press 1 and talk, I'll get back to you when I notice. If you're calling because you need something built or repaired, go on and press 2 and be directed to the Stark Mobile Solutions line, I'll probably get back to that quicker."

Comments

Voice

[arrogantalloy]

Well, hypothetically it wouldn't happen. How often do you find yourself in a high excitement moment and feel the need to find a port-a-john? Because I can tell you it's not a thought that's crossed my mind.

But hey, let's suspend disbelief. I'd still hold it, because I'm not taking that home in my jockies.

Voice

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Man, I'm from smack dab in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! I know all about havin' to take a poop in the middle of a whole lotta excitement!

Re: Voice

[arrogantalloy]

I remember days when 'zombie apocalypse' were only used to reference thinly veiled allegories for consumerism with blood and gore. Didn't think I'd miss it.

And yeah, still hasn't been something I've ever thought of in the heat of the moment of grand excitement.

voice

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well... At least now ya don't gotta worry about it here, right? I mean, unless ya gotta poop when you're battlin', but... Still...

voice

[arrogantalloy]

Why are we still talking about this?

And you at least have a point there, that is something that I haven't had to worry about here. Please tell me it's the same with you.