Tony Stark (
arrogantalloy) wrote2013-04-18 10:00 pm
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Tony's Phone Message

"Looks like you've missed me. Don't feel bad, I'm kind of a busy guy. If you need to leave me a message. Press 1 and talk, I'll get back to you when I notice. If you're calling because you need something built or repaired, go on and press 2 and be directed to the Stark Mobile Solutions line, I'll probably get back to that quicker."
Voice: Absurd o'clock in the morning
So, slowly I make my way through pretty much everyone I know, and I figured I might as well prod you too.
Hiya.
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Uh, well. Guess I should feel touched you want to prod me? So, there's nothing wrong?
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And if you're worried about bugging Steve, don't be. He's been traveling me since he showed up here. Believe me, you couldn't bug him.
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You probably missed it, but I've been stuck in a pitch black cave for like, a week now with no light of my own and a rotating companion or two.
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Ah! Yes. Ironman.]
Yo. Yo Ironman. Wassup? Long time no see. How's it hangin'? Not too low, I hope. That's a sign of old age.
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Something I can help you with?
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Anyway, nah. Just felt bored, so I decided to see how life's treating you.
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Well, I've lost my Star Spangles, and our pet teenager. But other than that, pretty peachy for a guy who's been dragged into another world without his money or suit.
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So I been wonderin', what's it like bein' stuck in a big, heavy metal suit all day long? Does it get all hot 'n there? How d'ya go to the bathroom?
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[He sounds kind of rehearsed like he's had to answer these questions a lot.]
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What do you mean, where am I? You're the one who took off without so much as a card.
[He's been so engrossed in his tinkering that he hasn't noticed a thing. He just missed his tools so much.]
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[Guess he's glad Tony got something positive from home, unlike himself]
Imogen and I both ended up in completely different places pretty far from you. Are you sure Thor is still even there?
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Well it has been kind of quiet.
[He looks away from the device, his voice sounding a little distant because of it]
I swear here was here... When I last looked up.
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[And with that cryptic message done, he ends the message.]
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Also, I don't just blow things up. So ignoring the fact you're being rude, I also don't have anything to work with that could periodically blow up. Which really is all on you.
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I apologize. I was stressed.
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I almost feel like this should upset me somehow.
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He sounds serious, but down at the same time.]
When you have time, please call me back. [He even said 'please' okay.]
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Okay, curt and polite. I don't have any money for bail right now, but we can probably visit.
[He's quiet for a beat]
So, what's so important that made you use the P word to summon me?
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You once asked me [more like challenged, really] if I found attraction to other men 'disturbing'. Why would that be so?
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Uh, well... Because. Some guys don't like other guys being attracted to them when they're straight. Especially if their insecure about themselves, really kind of detracts from the whole, gender roles thing that's big in my world, outdated, but still weirdly popular.
Any reason you're coming to me about this, and someone you actually like, say, Carol or Steve? Or, there's also your sis- they wouldn't actually know what I'd mean, never mind. But the whole, you not appreciating me and my ways is kind of what's making this confusing to me here.
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