Tony's Phone Message

[arrogantalloy]

 

"Looks like you've missed me. Don't feel bad, I'm kind of a busy guy. If you need to leave me a message. Press 1 and talk, I'll get back to you when I notice. If you're calling because you need something built or repaired, go on and press 2 and be directed to the Stark Mobile Solutions line, I'll probably get back to that quicker."

Comments

Voice

[arrogantalloy]

Really? That's where you want to go? Little middle school isn't it?

Voice

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, it's exactly where I want to go. Come on, all the women know, why can't a bro? Call me curious.

[A beat.]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Voice

[arrogantalloy]

Well, Curious. You know, I'm not really sure I want to see yours. But you know what. I'm bored and don't have patriot shield to annoy.

6.3, which, really I think is respectable. Especially when you take into account the fact I work with a super soldier and a demi-god.

Voice

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Excuse him, his reply will be late. He's just going to sit there having a moment because HAHAHAHA he is bigger than Ironman of all people. Fuck yes, he feels good about himself. Hell fucking yes. He might've even punched the air out of excitement. What a good day.

He does, however, have the decency not to actually gloat where he can be seen or heard.]

Heh, nice. [But he's still bigger.] Are you suuure you don't wanna see mine, though? Not many people get this privilege. [That's a damn lie.]

Voice

[arrogantalloy]

[Bro can be bigger, but in the end, Tony's started with college rides and used to be very liberal with moustache rides.]

You know, I'm going to think it's not much of a privilege if you were suggesting before that you got more than enough. So thanks, but I'll pass.

Voice

[plushaeusrumpified]

Man, you're really just no damn fun at all. But whatever, your loss.

Voice

[arrogantalloy]

Oh believe me, I bring all of the fun. So really it's debatable on if I'm missing out or not, don't you think?

Voice

[plushaeusrumpified]

You wanna play this game, bro? I'll debate this. It's a debate I'll win, 'cuz I'm the bringer of fun, not you.

Voice

[arrogantalloy]

I think YouTube and most gossip rags would squarely put me in the 'Bringer of the greater fun' category. I mean, I've heard of me. Everyone's heard of me and the parties I bring.