[Video] Opening himself up for business (No "happy endings")

[arrogantalloy]

 Alright.

So, I was an unemployed genius level engineer with nothing better to do than harass America's golden boy and a humanoid rabbit. 

But no longer. I have recently started up Stark Mobile Solutions.

If you have anything that needs fixing, I can fix it. No job too big, too small or too high voltage. And really I've got some competitive prices going, which is to say I'll can fix electronics, cars, trains, probably planes, and I'll even try building a bridge. Even though that's civil engineering and not electrical engineering, but let's face it, there's nothing I can't fix or build.

I mean, I built a particle accelerator in my garage once.

As for that competitive pricing I was talking about. I'll take money, or trade.

For the moment I'm operating out of Olivine, so if you're here, nearby or can send over what needs fixing or plans for what needs built. Then get in touch.

Also, I can create computer programs. If anyone's interested.

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

You're the one who wanted the in, kid.

This is me. Giving you an in.

[nasa_dreams]

Sure, all right. Just let me know how much area you need back there and I'll build a fence. Because for some reason, Jaws respects them.

[arrogantalloy]

Well I'm going to need to get another look at it, and then see what I can actually get my hands on so I can build something.

And we're talking about something sturdy and hard to get through right? Because I'm surprisingly not at home with the idea of Jurassic Park happening while I'm working with high voltages.

[nasa_dreams]

Yeah. I always have to help my dad repair the house- so I'm pretty good at fixing and building stuff. I always get A's in shop.

[arrogantalloy]

Only A's? [Smug git.]

Well, at least there's always that. I'll get my hands on some stuff and we can probably work on putting something together, then.

[nasa_dreams]

Yeah?

Okay, sounds good.

[arrogantalloy]

Then I'll let you know when I have everything together.

I don't have as much money anymore so it'll take a while.






Annoyingly.

[nasa_dreams]

I feel your pain, man.

[arrogantalloy]

Maybe not on my scale. But hey, thanks for your sympathy, kid.

[nasa_dreams]

Uh, yeah, definitely. Well, but, my girlfriend's really super rich, so I guess I can imagine it from her angle?

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, we can go with that I guess.

Wait, how rich is super rich?

It was wrong. XP

[nasa_dreams]

Um, they're the head of a canned soup company. She has her own movie theater. In her house. Ever hear of Grandma Mason's Alphabet soup?

Lol, whoops

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, that's at least decently rich, right there.

[Tony thinks for a second]

I've heard of alphabet soup before. Don't think I've ever had it, so I wouldn't be able to tell you any brand names.

[nasa_dreams]

Oh, well....that's where they got their money.

[arrogantalloy]

Tasty way to make your money, you know. When you think about it at least. So it's a decent way to earn it.

[nasa_dreams]

It's a lot of money, too. Like. A lot.

[arrogantalloy]

Maybe for you. For me, sounds like a decent bit of pocket change.

[Especially as he has about $10 mil in tech buzzing about in his chest right now.]

[nasa_dreams]

I guess you've got a point.

[arrogantalloy]

I generally always do. Especially when it comes to math.

But hey, good on you there.

[nasa_dreams]

I suck hard at math, so I'll take your word for it.

[arrogantalloy]

I could probably whip you up a teaching algorithm.

[nasa_dreams]

Hey, you're welcome to try. Probably not gonna work, though.

[arrogantalloy]

Oh, the algorithm will work. It just depends on how much you're able to get out of it. And if I can teach Dummy to play chess...

[nasa_dreams]

Guess I'll just have to try it and see.

[arrogantalloy]

Then I'll let you know when I piece something together for you then.