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Tony's Phone Message

"Looks like you've missed me. Don't feel bad, I'm kind of a busy guy. If you need to leave me a message. Press 1 and talk, I'll get back to you when I notice. If you're calling because you need something built or repaired, go on and press 2 and be directed to the Stark Mobile Solutions line, I'll probably get back to that quicker."

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Well, if you keep doing it, I guess I have to really. So, what is it? Would it be about twelve years old and in a bottle?

No, you can find that on your own. And you'll see when we meet up next.

Well, they were 18 and 19. That's technically a teenager. But yeah no. All college, all the time. Even for a technical school, those girls can get real... Interesting.

Well that's almost disappointing.

But hey, now I have this whole surprise thing going- You know I hate these kind of surprises. Never had the patience for them.

I just don't understand. Starting with college girls...

[His brain cannot compute.

And maybe he's kind of jealous that he didn't have the level of swag necessary to get with a college girl at a younger age.]

How the fuck were they interested in a dweeby teenager anyway? I mean, what the hell was your secret? I mean, your brain was probably bigger than your fucking boner.

It'll be a good practice in patience for you then. I'll head that way after I find Thor. Wait, you still haven't said where you are. Olivine still?

Yeah, doesn't look like I've ended up anywhere else at least.

And I don't want a lesson in patience. Sounds long and boring.

I'm rich, famous and charming. Also, nerdy girls find nerdy guys hot. So really my secret is that I'm Tony Stark. And no one has ever complained about size, that is something I can say for sure.

That's good at least. I've been zapped all around Johto. Imogen ended up in Kanto somehow too.

Just build something, you won't even notice the wait.

Sounds like she's going to be gone for a while then.

You know I should. I wonder what I can get people to part with...

[What a vague as shit answer. Damn, man, he's a little disappointed. But the vagueness is enough to make him feel a little bit better and a little more cocky.]

Oh yeah? How big is it, exactly?

Really? That's where you want to go? Little middle school isn't it?

She plans to head this way when she gets the chance.

Do you need me to pick up things for you from Goldenrod?

Yeah, it's exactly where I want to go. Come on, all the women know, why can't a bro? Call me curious.

[A beat.]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Liquor, a radio, copper wire and some aluminum foil.

Well, Curious. You know, I'm not really sure I want to see yours. But you know what. I'm bored and don't have patriot shield to annoy.

6.3, which, really I think is respectable. Especially when you take into account the fact I work with a super soldier and a demi-god.

Unless you mean rubbing alcohol, I'll try to get you those other things, but you can get your own liquor.

You know, you're really bad at enabling my habits. Can't say I like it. Thor would get me something to drink. Thor cares.

Thor thinks alcohol is practically water, which you know, stick to water. Or some MooMoo Milk, you're like a walk away from the farm.

You're the tight white shirt milk drinking fireman type. I'm the jet-setting rich happy alcoholic. I'll leave the milk to you.

But fine, I'll look for my own, then. Just a shame you won't be able to share it with me.

[For once, Steve would really, really like to drink]

If I was there, I'd join you, but seeing as I'm not... Pep, darling, don't let him drink too much of that funny smelling stuff.

Lo, Looh!

Hey, you're mine, you're not meant to listen to him. You listen to me, traitor.

[Tony focus' back on the communicator]

Well if you want to join me, you better hurry up then.

It's okay to not listen to him on this, Pep, that stuff can hurt people if they have too much.

[He read your file Tony]

After I find Thor, I'll head back that way with him.

Good thing I've never had enough to get hurt.

[Because to be fair, it wasn't the booze that was hurting him at that time.]

Well if you're going to bring him back, I better get more than just a few bottles. Huh?

Might not be a horrible idea with Thor. I can let you know when I find him and head that way. Should be a fast trip.

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