Route 29: 002

[arrogantalloy]

 Don't know really how to start with this one. But one of my pokemon is kind of going disco fever on me. I've been looking through the Pokédex and trying to see what I can find on this, kind of coming with nothing here.

Can anyone help me out here?

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[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

You wouldn't believe me if I said it.

This kind.

[Blake bends out of view of the screen for a second, and comes up holding a Snubbull. Steve looks confused at first, then gets the idea and waves.]

[video]

[arrogantalloy]

Steve Buscemi. Okay. I see it. But can she act, that's the real question?

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake gives her a thoughtful look. Steve's ears perk up in answering curiosity.]

Can't say I've ever asked.

She's gotta be better than that other Steve running around pretending to be in his nineties, though.

[video]

[arrogantalloy]

Uh, would this Steve, be blonde with blue eyes, kinda like a boyscout?

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

On the nose.

Don't tell me you fought Nazis and went to Charlie Chaplin movies together.

[video]

[arrogantalloy]

Close, but wrong Stark.

[Tony shrugs a little]

I don't know about the movies, but Dad did help him fight the Nazis. Kind of wouldn't shut up about him when I was a kid, either.

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

He fought with your dad.

[Blake is just about fed up with this bullshit.]

When he is obviously younger than you.

Christ, you people are worse at keeping ages straight than the lady calling herself my mom.

[video]

[arrogantalloy]

No, he fought with my dad's tech. He was a weapons contractor for the military.

Hey, the guy has a great workout regime and eats really balanced meals. It's nothing to be jealous of. I mean sure, there's other factors involved, but mostly he just enjoys pilates and yoghurt.

There's also the thing about him being frozen in ice for about 70 years. That will do a lot to keep your skin from aging right there. Sure, kind of primitive form of cryostasis, but hey, wasn't really the plan in the first place.

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake's eyes narrow more and more as the guy goes on. He reaches a conclusion.]

You're a special kind of smartass, aren't you.

[Wait. Ice?]

You should've stuck with the clean living idea. That's more believable.

Trust me, being frozen just makes people dead.

[video]

[arrogantalloy]

It is a common term for me, yeah.

Tell that to a weta. It might not be believable, but it's still what's happened. I mean hey, you don't have to believe me, no one listened to Gallaeo, either.

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Can't say I'm surprised.

A what?

What's Galileo got to do with it? He's dead, too.

[video]

[arrogantalloy]

It's an insect, you can freeze it and let it thaw out and it'll still be alive and kicking.

Galileo also saw things how they are, and no one believed him.