arrogantalloy | Route 29: 002

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Route 29: 002

Don't know really how to start with this one. But one of my pokemon is kind of going disco fever on me. I've been looking through the Pokédex and trying to see what I can find on this, kind of coming with nothing here.

Can anyone help me out here?

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Things have been "weird" for me for a lot longer than the few months I've been here. I mean, frozen heroes defrosting and working with you, listening gods, and a green beast that makes Christian Bale seem tame, and aliens showing up to destroy a major American tourist capital kind of makes you used to weird. Not to mention the things I've had to do to myself.

Hmm. So talking this out with her's kind of going to have to be something that happens.

Also, are you the same as the one with goat horns? Or are you some other alien?

That will seem pretty goddamn tame in comparison to the shit my friends and I have been through.

...Mostly because no one can seem to comprehend anything about our joint universes and the shitty game we're stuck playing.

But yeah. Talk it out with her, I guess. It's never really been that big of a fucking deal for my beasts. Even though some don't want to evolve, they can take out anything that comes at them.

[ goat horns... ]

Aradia or Gamzee... Technically speaking, I guess Aradia's sign resembles a ram so her horns are kind of ram-ish? But Gamzee's sign is Capricorn which is a goat so that would fit him too.

Considering I have no idea what your 'shitty game' is. I'm still going just side step who's dealing with the worse deal.

I think someone on my team has a psychic, so I'll just see what I can work with there then.

Well, they looked like a grey but sort of cute girl with red lips, so I'm thinking it's Aradia over... Gam...The other on- Is that really even a name?

Like I said. Psychics are good. Get one.

[ Leopold is a staple in Karkat's arsenal, yes. ]

Aradia. Cute. [ snort. ] Maybe if you have a thing for the macabre. She and I are the same species, sure. But Gamzee? How is it not a name? It's as good of one as John or Sue is.

It'd be cool if we really were gray and whatnot again, instead of being stuck in this pink, fleshy meatsuit, but that's this place for you. Doesn't matter how long I've had to go it like this, but I still feel abnormally weak and vulnerable. No fangs or horns with sub-par eyesight and a calcium based skeletal system to boot? Fucking pass.

Someone I'm traveling with has one. So I can work with that.

Who doesn't enjoy a goth now and then? But I was more talking about the fact she has a cute face. Well John and Sue make sense as names, Gamzee sound like a kind of disinfectant... Or disease.

And I've been in my pink, fleshy 'meatsuit' 47 years. I think it's a pretty useful thing to be in. But then again, I did recently make a few suits to protect that calcium-based skeletal system, so you do have something of a point on the vulnerable part, I guess.

...Gamzee kind of is a disease. I might have to agree on that one.

[ not even Karkat can deny that one. ]

It's not just vulnerability. No night vision too. Then to top it all off... Death by blood loss seems to be an actual thing.

Wow, that was a nail that was weirdly yet accurately hit on the head, there. Huh.

Well, funny thing about blood is, it does tend to work a whole lot better when it's circulating in us. And hey, being a human really isn't all that bad.

You'd have to know him to realize how accurate that statement is.

I've only found one benefit to this humanity that has been thrust upon me. But just one.

It's that we created frogurt, isn't it?

And I get the feeling I'll want to pass on meeting this guy.

...I have no idea what frogurt is. Somehow the mix of a frog and yogurt is not likely accurate.

And yes, yes you would. I don't think you want to meet a pious highblood. They're batshit.

It's Frozen Yoghurt, you've really got to keep up on the terms here. And it's tastier than frog yoghurt, that's probably for sure.

Batshit, huh? Well, at least I probably wont be surprised with anything they do.

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