I just don't understand. Starting with college girls...
[His brain cannot compute.
And maybe he's kind of jealous that he didn't have the level of swag necessary to get with a college girl at a younger age.]
How the fuck were they interested in a dweeby teenager anyway? I mean, what the hell was your secret? I mean, your brain was probably bigger than your fucking boner.
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Date: 2013-06-11 09:47 am (UTC)[His brain cannot compute.
And maybe he's kind of jealous that he didn't have the level of swag necessary to get with a college girl at a younger age.]
How the fuck were they interested in a dweeby teenager anyway? I mean, what the hell was your secret? I mean, your brain was probably bigger than your fucking boner.